Thursday, September 27, 2012

Lady Gaga

It's been a very looooooong time since I've posted.

In fact, I even forgot how to work Google blogs. Or maybe they changed how it works. Or perhaps it's a combination of both.

I am still working on my book for those of you who remember me. I am up to Chapter 6. In fact, I should be working on it right now, but instead I've been playing Tetris and goofing off on the Internet (or should it read The Internet? the internet?).

Today I've am returning to comment on Lady Gaga. It seems as though she has taken up smoking pot, which I can only deduce has given her the munchies and made her turn to Cool Ranch Doritos. Her record label wants her to lose weight. But what they fail to realize is that now, not only can she continue bluffin' with her muffin, but she can finally squeeze a handful of it too.